Don't let me fall.

She looks great in cheap sunglasses. she looks great anything.

She’s I want a piece of a chocolate, take me a to a movie.

She’s I can’t find a thing to wear, now and then she’s moody.

She’s a warm conversation that I wouldnt miss for nothng.

She’s a fighter when she’s mad and she’s a lover when she’s loving.

She’s one glass of wine and she’s feeling kinda tipsy.

She’s the giver I wish I could be and the stealer of the covers.

She’s everything I ever wanted and everything I need, She’s everything to me.

4 hours ago

7 hours ago

If the cat you want is cute like these, you can have a cat

7 hours ago

	(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:	“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
	(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:	“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:	“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
	(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:	sips “Gotham is safe.”